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Ordinal Wilks&Co Vertical Clock-Loading Pistol v0.34

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Ordinal Howdah Pistol delivery box

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In Colonial India, hunters ensconced in Howdahs on the backs of elephants were vulnerable to the attack of Tigers, that leapt from the trees in most unsportsmanlike (but perfectly sportstigerlike) fashion. The rapid approach, size and ferocity of the b...

Ordinal Festive Humbugs sales box

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I feel that I may be so bold to suggest that you are unlikely to have ever purchased or tasted any Humbugs or Similar Boiled and Minty Sweets with a Taste and Effect on the Sinuses anything like those provided by Ordinal Enterprises! The unique blend o...

.45 Shansi Delivery Box

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This is a replica of the .45 Shansi, a Chinese version of the famous Mauser C96 machine pistol, manufactured in Shansi province in 1929. Due to its weight and high calibre, it is effective both as a firearm and a blunt instrument. This replica in Se...

Ordinal Galvanic Swordstick delivery box

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One of the most sophisticated combined ambulatory and defensive aids currently available to the consumer! You will doubtless find its combination of stylish and sophisticated design and function most convenient and satisfying. Features a full set of cu...

Ordinal Automatic Flick-Knife delivery box

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A spring-powered device of great convenience for anyone wishing to splice mainbraces, open recalcitrant packages or - perhaps - discourage a miscreant's approaches. Painstakingly-animated and fully compatible with major combat systems. See this page fo...

.455 Webley Mk6 Revolver Delivery Box

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The .455 Webley was a powerful top-break revolver of the late 19th and early 20th centuries, adopted as a sidearm by both the British Army and Navy in 1887, and used well into World War 2. It is thought that Dr Watson's famous service revolver in the S...

Galvanic Swordstick (En Garde) delivery box

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This is an accessory for the "En Garde!" game. The full, use-anywhere weapon version will be available shortly, but for the moment, do not purchase this if you do not know what En Garde is or do not wish to use it whilst playing said game - there will...

Semaphore Animation Device sales box

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The Semaphore Animation Device is designed to assist you in sending semaphore signals, by automatically translating plain speech into the appropriate gestures.Please see the page of intricate details for more information.

Mechanical Dragonfly Wings delivery box

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Congratulations! You are doubtless soon to be the owner of a set of the long-awaited Ordinal Mechanical Dragonfly Wings! Powered by a tiny Ordinal Improved Rotary Engine and fluttering at a speed too quick for the Naked Eye to see (in operation this is...